This is a true story, bro.
Kinda been craving me a shake.
A shake sounds good. Meet at 6?
Sweet. I’m starving.
Let’s do 5:30. I’m hungry, too.
Ok. I need about 15 minutes to change.
That’s fine. I’m not home yet and have to do my city taxes…that’ll only take a few minutes.
You and those darn taxes. 😣
I know. It’s a bigger ass plug every year.
A few numbers in case you’re wondering: I am paying $100 more this year. I paid $130 less to my State than to my town. My town is taking a whopping 1/3 of what the Fed did.
I hope the unnecessary police department is happy with their shiny new vehicles. The silver lining? At least I wasn’t subject to Obamacare.
Tune in next year for more crazy fun